Friday, October 31, 2008

Pee Aiii



I was asked to cover my colleague’s court yesterday. She was a civil magistrate. There were about 100 cases fixed for mention. All wanted judgment in default. In Malay, JID is Penghakiman Ingkar. Short form jadi P.I.

In allowing their application, I need to check whether the summon was sent to the right address, the address is the same address as in the contract, there was sufficient time given for the defendant to attend court, the defendant did not come, the papers are in order and so on. Quite some check list for a single file. My style is to ask the counsel in charge of the file the details that I need.

I appreciate it very much if they are truthful and not try to pull my leg. Like the second last counsel before me. He had about 10 files roughly. I wished he had appeared first on the list. He was excellent! He knew his files in and out. He knew the necessary info that I need. His submission was concise. When his file was not in order, (I assume that most of the time the preparation of the file is done by the firm’s clerk) he asked for time to file an additional affidavit to explain the situation. Senang kerja!

I also had a chance to chat with one counsel. She said that the summons have been posted on the Court’s notice board. I smiled and asked her which board as we have hundreds (ok, slight exaggeration but point delivered) of boards. She smiled back and said she didn’t post it, her clerk did and she was not sure which board. I granted her prayers after that. Saje aje…

Another incident was pretty funny. Counsel exhibited the address in the contract but it was all black. She then exhibited the address on the statement of claim and submitted that it bears the same address. I asked her if this point was in the affidavit. She said no. I asked her how she can prove the point. She got the hint and requested to file an additional affidavit. Then she asked me should she sign the affidavit, or should it be her client? I asked her, who would have the first hand information about it. She said she thinks her client should sign the affidavit. I smiled and said:

“I hope you are right!”

Hehehe

Blog adjourned

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Why We Need To Use English for IT


I got this from an email...


Why Malaysian Government insists on using English for math and science? This is because the whole world uses the language as an information and/or technology language. How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa , especially in school. See the example below:-


Hardware = barangkeras

Software = baranglembut

Joystick = batang gembira

Plug and Play = cucuk dan main

Port = lubang

Server = pelayan

Client = pelanggan


Try to translate this:>


ENGLISH:>> That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.


Now in BAHASA:> Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.


Now you know why...
Blog adjourned...

The Naughty Little Boy




There was this nine year old kid who would steal from his neighbour around RM 100 a day. The neighbour got fed up and reported the matter to the boy’s mother. She didn’t what to do as the little boy would not listen to her so she went to the police. The police thought that before the mother makes a police report, to which the police will have to open and investigation paper and take criminal action against the boy, the boy should be “scared” (gertak) first. If that didn’t work, then a police report should be made.

The nine year old boy, his mom and the investigating officer was brought to one Magistrate Court in Malaysia. The boy was crying already. The door going to the lock up is adjacent to the door to the Magistrate’s chamber. There were some prisoner’s in the lock up. The Magistrate was informed of the plan and he agreed to it. The following conversation took place:

Police: Ni kena masuk jail ni… berapa lama nak simpan dia Tuan?

Magistrate: Hmm, RM 100 sehari? Kita pun tak makan banyak tu dalam sehari! Ni kes besar ni… kena masuk jail lama ni….

Boy: Tolong Tuan! Jangan masukkan saya dalam jail!!!

Prisoner: HMMMM… hantar dia masuk sini!! Bagi saya rogol dia!!!
(banduan tu pun boleh play along… itu yang tak tahan tuh!!!)

Boy: SAYA TAMAU KENA ROGOL!!!

Police: Sebelum masuk jail, kena tembak kedua-dua kaki dulu.

Boy: TAMAU KENA TEMBAK!!! MINTAK MAAF!!! TOLOONGLA MAAFKAN SAYA!!!

Prisoner: Apa mintak maaf? Ingat cukup ke mintak maaf? Salam cium tangan!!!

The boy went and salam everyone’s hand, crying and begging for everyone to forgive and release him.

End of story.

This actually happened. But there was no further news about the boy. I hope he turns over a new leaf. Kesian! Gerenti trauma siut!!! I wonder how he would feel when he is 15 and realized that it was all a prank to make him a decent human being. Hahaha… mesti kelakar muka dia!!! Hahahaha

blog adjourned!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Tag of War

I have been tagged! It took me quite a while to understand the process. So here goes nothing!

The Rules:
1. Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog. Some random, some weird.
2. Tag 7 people and the link to their blog.
3. Let them know that their tagged by leaving a comment.

Rule 1:
1. I married her. Yay!
2. I like sushi. Raw salmon… hmmm!
3. I think a lot. Or I think that I think a lot…
4. I love to eat kambing! Nyam nyam!
5. I love my beauty sleep. And the dreams as well.
6. I listen more than I talk now. And still improving.
7. I married her. Why mention this up there and here? Because she’s worth it!!! ;)

Rule 2:
I don’t want to tag others because it is too difficult to constrain the list to 7. I hereby declare that everyone in "Other Jurisdiction" tagged! Hahaha! This means that I will not comply with rule 3 as well. Hehehe.

Blog adjourned!

The Horror Of Waiting



If you are given options, and you do not know how to decide, you should do istikharah prayers to ask for God to grant you His wisdom in making the right choice. I guess this general rule applies to general decision making and even judicial decision. Most people say that you will get a divine dream in your sleep that will help you decide.

I don’t know. I dream every night, if not most of the time I sleep. I get all types of genre. Some of them are funny, dramatic, sad, happy, fantasy, reality, soothsaying, etc. There was one time I dreamt looking at myself sleeping on the bed. I was standing beside myself admiring myself sleeping (yes, I am vain!). How do you interpret that to show that one choice is better than the other?

I think that after making istikharah prayers, you should then let your conscience decide the best decision amongst your options available after evaluating all the circumstances. After contemplating the options with your mind engaged to Him for His assistance, the right choice should slowly be clear. You will be able to feel it being the right choice.


I’ve "felt" that before. Then I married her. :)

Yesterday, I have been informed of some news. Someone asked me to make istikharah prayers. I disagreed. I think a Hajat prayer is more appropriate for my news. I have no say in making the decision. So I should instead beg to the Big One Up There to make sure that the person making the decision makes the right choice. The right choice for him and for myself.

Let’s just say the situation now is similar as to when I was interviewed to join the Judicial and Legal Service. I didn’t have any say in ensuring my employment. I could only pray (oh boy did I pray!!! Hahaha) and hope that if joining the Service is good for me, He would ensure it and if it is not going to be good for me, He should keep me far far away from it.

This way, if I did get the job (which I eventually got!), I know it’s good for me. If I didn’t get the job, I’d know it’s not good for me.

But not everything is laid on silver and gold plate. Life has its ups and downs. I’m not so focused right now. I don’t feel relaxed. That particular phone call has sent some shiver down my spine. The unseen can be terrifying. People are afraid of what they do not know. In the next couple of weeks, life may just be the way it is or I might have to reorganize myself all over again.

Oh the horror of waiting! Terseksa kalbu…..

Blog adjourned!

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

The Two Wolves... Arrgh!!!


I read this somewhere before and I thought of sharing it with you all. I found the same story but from a different source.
The Two Wolves

An old Grandfather said to his grandson, who came to him with anger at a friend who had done him an injustice:
"Let me tell you a story.

I too, at times, have felt a great hate for those that have taken so much, with no sorrow for what they do.

But hate wears you down, and does not hurt your enemy. It is like taking poison and wishing your enemy would die. I have struggled with these feelings many times."

He continued,

"It is as if there are two wolves inside me. One is good and does no harm. He lives in harmony with all around him, and does not take offense when no offense was intended. He will only fight when it is right to do so, and in the right way.

But the other wolf, ah! He is full of anger. The littlest thing will set him into a fit of temper. He fights everyone, all the time, for no reason. He cannot think because his anger and hate are so great. It is helpless anger,for his anger will change nothing.

Sometimes, it is hard to live with these two wolves inside me, for both of them try to dominate my spirit."

The boy looked intently into his Grandfather's eyes and asked,
"Which one wins, Grandfather?"

The Grandfather smiled and quietly said,

"The one I feed."

Blog adjourned.


Monday, October 20, 2008

"Tet tenenet tenenet tenenet"


It's funny to see how someone would start rubbing his whole body trying to locate their phone when it rings in my court. This is especially so if their phone is not on silent mode. If you happen to drop by to my courtroom, you would see posters behind most of the benches reminding the public to switch off their hand phones or to turn them to silent mode.

Occasionally you will still hear some tacky songs, polyphonic ring tones or disco techno beat going “dutch dutch dutch dum doo dum” as the owner quickly slides out of Court to answer his precious bouncy call.

Bloody irritating! Sometimes, they even answer the phone before they step out.


Hello? Ha?? I’m in Courtlah. No, not food court but …”….Kaboom!


The Court door shuts and everyone wonders who the bugger was talking to.

Sometimes you can see them trying to figure out which is the off button as the phone happily rings in his hands. “Sorry.. Sorry…”, he would say. I always contained my urge to say:

Hello Mister… if you had put your phone in silent mode, you wouldn’t be in this awkward situation!”

But today it was different. As I was handling my matters, I kept hearing the

Tet tenenet tenenet tenenet” sound in my Court’s speaker.

You’d know that sound means that someone is either receiving or making a phone call / text message. That sound can even come from some computer speakers or radio. I let it go for the first and second time but the sound came back the third time. I thought, enough is enough. The only microphones are before the counsels in my Court so I asked all the lawyers before me:

“Is your phone switched on?”

Everyone said their phone was off. I smelled bullshit! I could’ve asked for everyone’s phone just to check who the culprit is but that would take too long so I gave the following threat in open Court:

If I hear that sound again, I am going to confiscate everyone’s phone in this Court room and keep it up here!”
(pointing to some stack of papers before me which is not visible to the public)

Guess what? The annoying “Tet tenenet tenenet tenenet” sound stopped completely till I got down from the bench. Hahaha! What a JOKE!

Blog Adjourned!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Improving Our Traffic Investigation


OK readers… hear ye hear ye!

I have been selected to present a paper at the police force about traffic investigation sometime next month. So I am still compiling some points and issues which I think are relevant and useful.

Now I am sure most of you have met with some situation which requires you to be present at the traffic police station or you know of someone who has. If you happen to be acquainted with any of the two options above, you may have met or heard about the traffic investigating officer. I would like to know what happened. It does not matter which police station you went to. It could be in Timbuktu for that matter, it would still be relevant.

So please, write to me your stories, comments, suggestions which you think would be helpful for me to deliver a better lecture. The information that you have may help to improve traffic investigation in Malaysia!!!

Help me to help you!
HAHAHA, I sound like a politician already.

*please vote me, if I win, I will listen to your problems and TRY to help you and you will ONLY get to see my face again when the next election is just around the corner!*


Insincere people make me sick.

Blog adjourned!

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Selamat Bersara Tun Abdul Hamid, Ketua Hakim Negara.


Anyone who was present at the Kuala Lumpur Bench and Bar Get Together last night would admit that the speech given by the former Chief Justice of Malaysia was comprehensively meaningful. Among others, these were what he said:

“In 2004, I said to the then Chief Justice that I am prepared to retire as a Federal Court Judge. In 2006, I said to the then Court of Appeal President that I will never beg (for a position). In 2008, I retire as a Federal Court Judge.

I have done my best. I leave it to all of you to judge whether my best is good enough.

I might have made mistakes, but my conscience is clear and I am ready to be questioned by the Almighty whether I discharged my duty with integrity.”


It is not easy to head the Judiciary especially when it never had any rest from being attack. The public, media, opposition, Bar Council never ran out of ammo when the attack is upon the Judiciary.

There is definitely bound to be a losing party if a matter is brought to Court. When there is losing party, there is bound to be personal attacks. Heck, I heard one party claiming that the Judge handling her matter is corrupt when she lost her case. When I asked about her matter, she said that her lawyer told her that the Judge is corrupt. When I probe deeper, I began to see the lawyer’s mistake in handling her matter and if I am not mistaken the matter was struck out because of non-compliance of the civil procedure. See? A screwed up lawyer can blame the judge for being corrupt when he himself destroyed his own case. Being a naïve client, the words of his counsel became the gospel truth. So now she rants that the Judge who handled her case makan duit.

If you ask any Judge, they would say that that’s normal. What to do? They can’t be monitoring every single counsel now can they?

Anyhow, I would like to wish Tun Abdul Hamid “Selamat Bersara. Tun Memang Gempak!”


(although I had wished him that four times this week hehehe.)

Blog adjourned!

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Biased ly Cool Submission


My brother told me this story. I have no idea of its authenticity but it sounds biasedly cool.

A husband and wife got divorced. They went to court to get custody of their child. At the end of the trial, the husband’s counsel got up and gave the following closing submission:

My Lord,

I have some coins with me. I got thirsty so I went to a vending machine. I inserted my coins and out comes a Coca Cola.

And now my Lord, the question remain is this. Am I the owner of the Coca Cola or the vending machine?

I rest my case.

Blog adjourned!

Oh Boy!


Wow, panjang giler artikel tu bila post dekat blog... Microsoft word dalam 8 page aje... hehehe...

Blog adjourned... *yawn*

Arbitrator or “Arbitraitor”? Part 3

Challenge of “Arbitraitors”:

Parties in arbitration may seek to challenge the “Arbitraitor” that they have appointed if circumstances exist that give rise to justifiable doubts as to the “Arbitraitor’s” impartiality or independence[1]. Arbitral institutions provide for such challenge procedures if the matter is registered under the institution’s rules[2].

In Modern Engineering Bristol Ltd. v. C. Miskin & Sons Ltd.[3], Lord Denning MR in removing an arbitrator, stated on page 138 as follows:

“…. I would ask whether his (the arbitrator’s) conduct was such as to destroy the confidence of the parties, or either of them, in his ability to come to a fair and just conclusion.
The question is whether the way he conducted himself in the case was such that the parties can no longer have confidence in him… It is most undesirable that either party should go away from a judge or an arbitrator saying, “I have not had a fair hearing”.

It is definite that parties who had an arbitraitor will definitely walk away from an arbitration feeling that they did not have a fair hearing. Some would challenge the arbitraitor, others would vow never to appoint him again. But the most vital consequence is that arbitration’s reputation will be tainted and this will harm the arbitration fraternity.

Conclusion: A virtuous person is better than virtue and a vicious person is worse than vice:

The shepherd keeps the sheep from harm and hurt;
Who then would keep them safe by day and night
If they who watch were wolves instead of men?[4]


All in all, if you look at all the traits of an “Arbitraitor” above, you may realize that an “Arbitraitor” is a person who destroys the good name of arbitration. I was once asked by a lawyer with regards to my view of the present condition of the arbitration world. I told him that if we continue to have a lot of “Arbitraitors”, it will not be long before we see the arbitration world damaged direly.

Now I ask you, do you want to be an arbitrator or an “Arbitraitor”?

[1] Rule 9-12 of the UNCITRAL Arbitration Rules encompasses the Challenge of Arbitrators procedures.
[2] A sample of the challenge of an arbitrator is published in the KLRCA January 2007 Newsletter with the names of the parties and arbitrator omitted due to the confidentiality principle.
[3] [1981]1 Lloyd’s Rep 135
[4] Anonymous Arabic poem.

Arbitrator or “Arbitraitor”? Part 2

Loyalty Against Honour:

There are many arbitrators who are members of many arbitration institutions around the world at the same time. Some try so very hard to be selected on a panel of an astounding arbitral institution. As mentioned by Dr. iur Pierre A. Karrer [1]:

“Getting on the lists of arbitral institutions- is not that important, because that is not where the appointments come from. Many of these lists are just the lists of the ambitious who pester the institution long enough to get on the list, and then they think they will get appointed, and they get disappointed, not appointed.”

This does not pose a problem at all. In fact, that is evidence of personal development as it is not easy to be welcomed on to the panel of the high class arbitral institutions.

The problem of an “Arbitraitor” is when one starts to cast negative comments against the arbitral institution, of which, he is a member, when he subsequently become “disappointed”. In the niche market of arbitration, there are many who become disappointed.

There is a fine line between constructive criticism and a plain detestation remark. Unfortunately, that fine line seems hazy in the eyes of an “Arbitraitor” who does not care to be circumspect.

Divulging the Confidential:

Arbitration is known for its confidentiality principle. Parties in an arbitration matter do not want to reveal that they are having a dispute. This hope is hopeless when they mistakenly or accidentally appoint an “Arbitraitor” to arbitrate as he would be boasting away about the matter to gain further popularity or “reputation”.

An “Arbitraitor” is without integrity. Integrity comes naturally from persons who are trustworthy and honest. This quality enables them to elude temptations at all times and everywhere. Without integrity, the confidentiality principle in arbitration crumbles.

Avarice or Greed dulls the faculties of judgment and wisdom:

The dictates of justice demand that a proper balance should be maintained between the rights and obligations of the people. Whatever is their right should be conceded to them, and steps should be taken to ensure that whatever is their obligation is duly fulfilled.

An arbitrator should be paid handsomely for his excellent services and world class Awards. There was an arbitrator who made his pile through the huge fees, in one matter. Today, even his grandchild continues to benefit from such fees. But, mind you, not everyone is as lucky as he was.

Most arbitrators start off with their scale of very low fees. As one delivers more Awards and gains more experiences, one’s fees rise accordingly.

But there are instances of arbitrators who overcharge. I have heard that an “Arbitraitor” actually charged high fees whenever there is a postponement of an arbitration proceeding, initiated by the “Arbitraitor” himself! There are cases whereby an “Arbitraitor” intentionally holds longer hearing sessions without any concrete reasons until his allowances were way higher than his agreed fees!

Greed also covers the number of cases that one has agreed to handle. Some arbitrators, who do not want to disappoint the parties appointing them, agree to all the cases offered to them. This is not natural for reputable arbitrators with good case management history.

Good values dictate that one should be truthful enough to realize that one has too many matters under one’s responsibilities and that extra cases would not only frustrate the parties concerned but also tarnish one’s reputation.

An “Arbitraitor” on the other hand, goes all out to look for arbitration cases and accepts all of the cases he bumps into until he has no time to conduct the cases expeditiously. Not only does this disrupt the speed of arbitration but it also tarnishes the arbitration’s reputation as an alternative dispute resolution. On top of that, he seeks interim payments even though it was agreed differently during appointment.

One of the many lessons that Dato’ P. G. Lim, the previous Director of the KLRCA, imparted to me was not to be greedy! Greed by itself craves for a wide definition. It includes insatiable desire for wealth. When greed is not controlled, it becomes a disease. When one suffers from this disease, personal interests will overtake all other aspects of life.


The Clash of Interests:

According to the IBA Guidelines on Conflicts of Interest in International Arbitration 2004, 4th edition, p. 556:

Explanation to General Standard 3: Disclosure by the Arbitrator

“… In determining what facts should be disclosed, an arbitrator should take into account all circumstances known to him or her, including to the extent the culture and the customs of the country of which the parties are domiciled or nationals.
(b) Disclosure is not an admission of a conflict of interest. An arbitrator who has made a disclosure to the parties considers himself or herself to be impartial or independent of the parties, despite the disclosed facts, or else he or she would have declined the nomination or resigned. An arbitrator making disclosure thus feels capable of performing his or her duties. It is the purpose of disclosure to allow the parties to judge whether or not they agree with the evaluation of the arbitrator and, if they so wish, to explore the situation further.

The “conflict of interest”[2] that the “Arbitraitor” has may give rise to justifiable doubts as to the “Arbitraitor’s” impartiality or independence and he may be challenged should either one of the parties realize or become aware of the conflict of interest after the appointment has been made.[3]

An honest arbitrator will divulge his interest to the parties. Once disclosed, the parties may still wish to have the same arbitrator based on his impartial reputation.

According to Part I: General Standards Regarding Impartiality, Independence and Disclosure of the IBA Guidelines on Conflicts of Interest in International Arbitration;

(1) General Principle

Every arbitrator shall be impartial and independent of the parties at the time of accepting an appointment to serve and shall remain so during the entire arbitration proceeding until the final award has been rendered or the proceeding has otherwise finally terminated.

Then again, an “Arbitraitor” will hide his agenda! If he did reveal, the parties would know his wicked intention to gain unjustified profits from another’s dispute. Can we not be right when we say that an “Arbitraitor”, in such circumstances, is a traitor to the arbitration profession?[4]

A Master With Servant Responsibilities:

An arbitrator is a master of his arbitration (albeit that he adheres to the rules and regulations). Be that as it may, he has a wide discretion to apply in making the award.

Being appointed by the parties, the parties have placed their trust in him to hear and decide on their disagreement justly and fairly. At the KLRCA, arbitration is regarded as a service to the commercial world to settle their disputes conveniently. This means that the arbitrators appointed are expected to serve the parties in delivering a fair and just award and at the same time benefit from his fees for his time, expertise and fair reasoning.

To some individuals or institutions, arbitration is regarded as a money making business. Some people have no qualms with this perspective. Business is fine just as long as it consists of a fair consideration and not oppressive on the parties.

As mentioned by Dato’ Seri George KS Seah[5]:

“For me, I have always regarded arbitration as a service to the community & to that end, I have arranged to fix my fees in accordance with the scale of Arbitrators’ Fees laid down by the KLRCA”

[1]Dr. iur Pierre A. Karrer, originally published in The Journal of the World Intellectual Property; Vol. 6, March 2003, No. 2, pp 13-15.


[2] The definition of “conflict of interest” can also be found in Part I: General Standards Regarding Impartiality, Independence and Disclosure of the IBA Guidelines on Conflicts of Interest in International Arbitration (http://www.ibanet.org/images/downloads/InternationalArbitrationGuidelines.pdf)
[3] Article 10 of the UNCITRAL ARBITRATION RULES.
[4] Refer to the introduction of this paper.
[5] Chapter V of The Essentials in Arbitration – Experienced Arbitrators Sharing Their Knowledge, Philosophy and Skills, (published by the KLRCA in 2005) [This book is available at the KLRCA for RM120]

Arbitrator or “Arbitraitor”? Part 1

Arbitrator or “Arbitraitor”?
[Common Law Journal Quaterly Law Review 2007 Volume 4 October-December]
by:
Syed Adam Alhabshi
[1]


The Big Question?

The big question that surrounds arbitration practitioners is the quality of a successful arbitrator. More often than not, an arbitrator is selected based on his previous experience and reputation. A number of arbitrators conduct arbitration on a regular basis, getting numerous offers to the extent that they have to decline some cases, whilst some of the new generation arbitrators are claiming that they are just as good as their senior counterparts in delivering good awards.

An arbitrator is a professional who is formally empowered to examine the facts submitted to him and to decide the disputed matter justly. An “Arbitraitor” on the other hand, is a traitor to the arbitration profession. He[2] is an imposter who destroys the good name of arbitration under the identity of an arbitrator.

The Internal Difference

I have had the opportunity to observe many good arbitrators be it in Kuala Lumpur Regional Centre for Arbitration (KLRCA), in Singapore or also in Hong Kong. Many of them possess colourful backgrounds, fantastic qualifications and vast experience in their technical areas. Nevertheless, some comments and criticisms flow in endlessly when some of the arbitrators are about to complete their quasi-judicial tasks.

The standard requirements for an arbitrator are quite arbitrary. Anyone can prepare an excellent résumé about himself. However, in most cases, such résumé’s are based on technical and professional expertise. What is more important is the integrity of the person which may not be reflected in the résumé. It is often assumed that a professional is also one of high integrity. Such an assumption have often been proved incorrect.

The quality of an arbitrator’s capability and expertise is demonstrated by the superiority of the Award. Excellent arbitrators strive very hard to give a concrete Award. These brilliant Awards, more often than not, are being upheld even when challenged in a Court of Justice.

He Who Knows Not Evil, Knows Not Good!

What then constitute the characteristics of an “Arbitraitor”? In general, anything that is the opposite of an arbitrator will make an “Arbitraitor”. There is no clear cut answer as to how we recognize an “Arbitraitor” but there are certain internal criteria that reflect the negative traits of an “Arbitraitor”.

The list below can help us identify the traits of an “Arbitraitor”. Readers are urged to identify these traits carefully and ensure that they do not possess the traits or choose an arbitrator(s) who has such traits.

Envy: The Pain of Another’s Lucky Star.

Envy is a unique reaction which results from the knowledge of another’s success. Most can understand envy as having both positive and negative consequences. Islam teaches that one should be envious of two kinds of persons. The first is a person who is pious and carries out a lot of religious rituals and the second is of the knowledgeable persons. The reasons will motivate one to improve himself and eventually be a religious and knowledgeable person. Much knowledge without spiritual values will not make a person wise.

However, there is also the other side of the coin. The darker side of envy is very harmful. It is a feeling of distress for not having what another has which eventually will lead to resentment and hatred. It has the power to either motivate one to adhere to many evil means to level the playing field or to frustrate the other successful person.

According to Muhammad Abul Quasem[3] in his book, “The Ethics of Al- Ghazali – A Composite Ethics in Islam[4]” Kuala Lumpur, p.122:

“Envy is a state of mind in which a man is pained when another person obtains any good, and he wants that good taken away from him even though he himself will not obtain any advantage from its removal and what more if he does gain some advantage with such removal…(Emphasis added)”
An “Arbitraitor” is envious negatively of another arbitrator’s achievement or another institution’s success. It hurts him emotionally to see another arbitrator succeed. Instead of equipping himself with the necessary expertise needed to improve his poor arbitrating skills, he prefers the illicit task of sparking hatred and puncturing the former’s reputation to level the playing field.

[1] LLB (Hons) International Islamic University Malaysia; Former Legal Executive of the Kuala Lumpur Regional Centre for Arbitration.
[2] All of the masculine terms in this paper include both genders.
[3] Lecturer in Islamic Studies at the National University of Malaysia.
[4] A comprehensive account of the ethical thought of Abu Hamid Muhammad al-Ghazali, also known as Imam Al-Ghazali, one of the greatest thinkers and reformers in the history of Islam. The book was published by Muhammad Abul Quasem, the author himself.

Ubat Tekanan Jiwaku...


When you reach a certain level in any organization, most often you will not have too much time to check in minute detail the work of your subordinates. As you may have read in many of my previous posts, I was made a Magistrate about 4 months ago. Within 4 months, I have been hearing numerous cases morning and afternoon. You can ask the counsels appearing before me on how I would hold them to go on with their cases. I am not a person who allows for an adjournment not unless u want me to bising in your ears.

Bear in mind that I “inherited” most of the part heard cases in traffic court 1 and 2 when I was posted here. Now I am blamed for having too many part heard cases. Based on the statistics, it shows that I am not good at managing my Court. Mana boleh macam ni? The court was vacant for more than 6 months before I came in. How do you expect the statistics to show nice numbers if no one was disposing the cases? Even Houdini have limited capabilities, what more a novice Magistrate like me.

Tak cukup dengan tu, I was informed that one of my first few cases have been called up for revision. In that case, I remembered sentencing RM 20 and RM 50 for two traffic offences. See the level of leniency? That was only for the first two weeks I was struggling as an apprentice Magistrate. I would rather give low sentences until I can catch hold of the proper sentencing curve. I’d rather let the offender go with small fines until I master the art of sentencing and thus give higher sentences. Takkan baru masuk nak taram tinggi-tinggi? My sentences have since gone up. I was informed that some said this about me:

Ini Majistret sudah naik harga lah

So I am curious to read what the High Court Judge has to say about my very low sentence. It’s not like I knew who the offender was. I remembered reading the file before it was called for revision. I thought that the facts invited me to give a low sentence. So let’s just wait and see the outcome of the revision.

Finally, just now, I went to the library for some stuff. I went through the Common Law Journal Quarterly Law Review 2007 Volume 4 October – December and saw my article entitled “Arbitrator or Arbtraitor” published as the first article in that journal. My heart melted. This is the first time my legal article is published in a law journal. Rasa achievement gila wawee!! Pergh, puas hati aku bertungkus lumus draft, redraft, redraft, redraft before redrafting it again for the last time. Wah!!! *clap * clap * clap* *Hins Hins Hins* (hidung kembang kempis)….

I’ll post it up right after this. Memang ubat tekanan jiwaku…

Warning!!! There is no such thing as a short legal article. Read only if necessary… Hehehe.

Blog adjouned!


Tell The Truth And Shame The Devil



I heard this on Flyfm yesterday.

One night, a wife asked her husband to buy something at the local grocery shop. As the husband hesitantly went to the grocery shop, he met a very beautiful girl. They started to get to know one another. One thing led to another and they both eventually had a “wonderful time” together.

“Wonderful Time” ended at 4 am. The husband quickly got up and asked if the girl had some talcum powder. He took the talcum powder and poured it all over his head and rushed home.

When he reached his front door, his wife opened it for him and asked him where he went. The husband told her the truth off course!

“Listen Baby, I went to the grocery store and met this beautiful lady. We chit chatted a bit and one thing led to another and by the time we were “finished” it was already 4 am. I’m sorry baby!”

The wife started knocking the husband’s head and screamed:

“YOU LIAR!
YOU WENT OUT TO PLAY SNOOKER! LOOK AT THE TALCUM POWDER ON YOUR HEAD!”

Moral of the story… always tell the truth. You’d be surprise at the outcome… hehehe…

Friday, October 10, 2008

Alma Mater


Vvacous suggested that I write about what I studied in university and why I chose to be a Magistrate. Well, I did not have the luxury to choose to be a Magistrate. I applied to join the Judicial and Legal Service and my path towards the judiciary was paved by the Big One Up There.

Lucky? You bet!

I enrolled as a law student because I knew I wanted to be a lawyer ever since I was little. If I remember correctly, I used to participate in debate competition since I was nine. Those were the days when I would gawk in sheer amazement at my father who could speak for one hour with no reading aid. I would write my submissions on small manila cards and memorize the each words and its position. The position is important so that when I look up to make eye contact with the judges, I’d know where to look back.

Movies with lawyers and court room scenes excited me. Back then, I didn’t know what lawyers do but I know they talk a lot and are paid to do so.

After SPM I was offered to do engineering in Korea if I am not mistaken. I declined that offer because I was waiting for the International Islamic University Malaysia (IIUM) to offer me a place. I remember ticking only IIUM as my choice in the OMR form we had to fill when applying for local university. I told myself, by hook or by crook I want to graduate from IIUM.

Lucky enough I was offered to complete my matriculation there. I took the English proficiency test and managed to secure myself in one of the fast track matriculation program. I completed my matriculation in two semesters and was on my way to join the Ahmad Ibrahim Kulliyyah of Laws (AIKOL). One time I was talking to my Matriculation Centre Deputy Dean, Brother Khair Ngadiron, and I told him that I only ticked one university in my OMR. He said that my form must’ve been in the bundle rejected by the computer which he had to vet through.

Nasib baik dia check balik, kalau tak tak taula ape nak jadi ngan aku sekarang.

Once in the main campus, I decided to enjoy my time there by not taking too many subjects and to ensure that I complete my degree within four years. I have some friends who managed to complete their degree within 3 years but kesian they all masa exam period… to many stuff to cramp…

You see in AIKOL, we are supposed to study the civil law as well as the Syariah law. Family Law is broken up into two, one being the civil family law and the other being the Islamic family law. Same goes for criminal law, probate and succession, contract and transactions, jurisprudence and many others. In other words, we have to complete double of each subject. Not to forget the religious classes, weltanschauung (worldview classes), philosophy classes, elective classes, and many others. That goes to about 150 plus credit hours and even more contact hours.

I’d have to say that being a sub-science student in secondary school (I dropped bio for accounts) has definitely helped me look at things differently as compared to my classmates from the arts stream. I noticed that the science stream students who take up law would see things in a more objective manner just like how we were trained in school to have hypothesis, jalan kerja (work method) and a conclusion that fits the hypothesis. On top of that, you get the licence to be creative and not limit the hypothesis to only the physically possible solutions. As most legal students would remember, “The law is a living creature that develops together with time…” This surely allows us to think out of the box and articulate our arguments as wild as possible as long as it remains within the four corners of the law.

University was fun. I spent about 5 years there and I really enjoyed it. There was one time when Dayak and I were driven by our friend to our hostel after dinner outside. It was after 12 midnight. We were considered late. The car went through the university’s security guard at the main gate. The driver was fined for coming in late. Dayak and I got away because we were safely “packed” in the car boot! HAHAHA! That was something! You really lose your sense of direction when you’re lying in a moving car boot. Hehehe… I told you I enjoyed my uni life!

Blig adjourned!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Anyone Up For A Second Wife?



I was reading the Star online when I came across this article. It was written by Dina Zaman. It is entitled “Why Do Men Take Second Wives”. An interesting read for a dull morning.

After reading this article, I remembered one of my father’s many short stories. He was in a conference and someone asked him why is it that Islam allows men to marry up to four wives. My father’s reply was very short. He gave the questioner three solid points. Actually he said he wanted to say four points but the fourth point was not appropriate that time. I have decided to break his third point into two. So below are his five points:

1. Before Islam came, men back then are allowed to marry up to any number of wives that they want. Islam limited the number to four. Is that not an improvement?

2. When Islam was gaining momentum, only the men were sent to battle. Many of them sacrificed their lives for Islam. Many of them left behind widow(s) with no one to care for. Most of the Muslim men contracted polygamous marriage with these widows in order to care for them. Is that not a noble act?

3. If you go anywhere around the world, you will find one teapot and four cups. You will never find one cup and four teapots.

4. If you go anywhere in this world where Muslims are the majority residents, you will find that people who marry more than one are the minority. Most of the Muslim men stay contented with only one wife.

5. Most of the men today are included in the EMPAT “T” when it comes to getting a second wife. “Tengok, Teringin, Tapi Takut!!!

I am not against polygamy. I just don’t think people are applying it the way it should be.

And please leave the Prophet (PBUH) out when you are trying to justify your lust.

It is very insulting and truly disturbing.

Blog adjourned!

Misunderstood...


It appears that many of my fellow readers have misinterpreted my statement in one of my previous post. A good friend / colleague was discussing some legal issues (I know, legal practitioners can never get enough of the law) when she told me that she would like to bermaafan because she is one of the "illegal" readers of my blog.

I was shocked!

How can anyone be an illegal reader if I purposely make this blog accessible to public?

Apparently, she had mistaken my statement here at the last paragraph. What I meant with the term “illegal” readers are those of you with no legal background. If you have a legal background, you’re a legal reader. If you don’t have a legal background, you’re an illegal reader. Get it? Legal as opposed to illegal?

(I feel like a lame comedian having to explain his jokes to his audience and they still don’t understand it.)

Actually, there is a behind the scene story attached to it. It happened early this year when The Bride was still The Fiancée. We were walking in MPH when I spotted my superb debate mentor, Prof Arif. He is from Pakistan. His mind is as sharp as Luke Skywalker’s blue light saber.

I happily introduced The Fiancée to him. I told him that she is an investment educator. She does not have a legal background so she is an “illegal”. He smiled and quickly replied:

“Since you are not an educator, you must be uneducated. You will need her to educate you!”

OUCH! A bloody good reply that got me intellectually stunned completely. Power betul cikgu debate aku ni… The Fiancée was smilling with the "IN YOUR FACE!" smirk on her face.

So there you go. That was how the term “illegal” reader came into place. Let it be known to the whole internet community that everyone is definitely welcomed to read this blog. Heck, everyone is invited to leave comments and share their views. No need to feel shy or embarrassed. Leave an anonymous message if you wish to remain unidentified.

It’s your thoughts that count!

Blog adjourned!

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Kingdom Come



Once there was a King. He ruled his kingdom democratically. Before he died, he picked his successor legitimately. The process is very straightforward and clear. Some of his subjects may not agree with the process. Concerns were raised. Most of it fell on deaf ears.

Then came another being in the kingdom. He wants to be King too. He tries to take away the legitimate Kings power. Huff and puff be blows to break the King’s defence. Most of his efforts failed him. He does not give up. He waits for his opportunity to be King.

When the other being tried to be King, he managed to cause the legitimate King to resort to many political decisions that affects the Kingdom. The other being managed to cause slight terror and major discomfort to the King and his cohorts.

Suddenly, all is quiet.

I am worried. There is a scent of some boosted ego by the temporary success of the King. His cohorts enjoy the same success. The King will now need a bigger crown to fit his enlarged head. His cohorts will be bragging about it.

I am worried that the King may feel he is too good for any competition. This will impair his judgments and decisions. Visions and missions will no longer be clear. The King’s cohorts will enjoy the spoils of the Kingdom without fear. They will be fearless of competition. Arrogance will kick in. Arrogance without check and balance will grow even bigger. Finally they will be fearless of The Maker. Fearless of The Maker can be seen by actions. Actions which leads to no fear to The Maker’s rules and regulations. Sins will be regarded as customs of the Kingdom. The Kingdom will be ruled by sinners.

Yes. I am worried about the enlarged ego. I have never had a good encounter with big egos. Big egos can harm you. I am worried about the King's big ego. You should be too.

Blog Adjourned.



The Sound Of Music…

My prosecuting officer has gone for a three week prosecuting course since last Sunday. It was a last minute thingy and now I will only get a temporary prosecuting officer to deal with my matters. Shucks! This means that most of my cases will have to be postponed as it will be difficult for the prosecuting officer to handle with cases from two courts.

Anyhow, the transfer order is out. The reorganization of the Courts in Malaysia is now a reality. It appears that a majority of the criminal magistrates will pave way and upgrade their level accordingly. I was told that 4 criminal magistrates are leaving Kuala Lumpur.

One prosecuting officer informed me that he heard from his old reliable “radio” that my bestmagistratebuddy and I will be moving up to do general crime.

I am skeptical. The civil magistrates are also vacant and I am sure some civil magistrates would want to deal with criminal matters too.

I also feel very much “bonded” with my Court now. I have done much progress here. The statistics can corroborate my statement. I have laid down some sort of a structure that could ensure that everything will run smoothly within the next couple of months. However, this structure requires supervision. No, it requires direct supervision and a number of modifications as and when necessary. So I hope that if I am taken out, the new magistrate will be as proactive as I am in ensuring that things are good.

It sucks to leave something half way. It is even worse having some other dude enjoying your fruits of success. But the worst is to not get the upgrade that you deserve.

Well, I guess my aquarium decoration will have to wait… Let's see if the Old Radio is still reliable or needs to be replaced...Till then, blog adjourned!