Monday, September 22, 2008

The Stinker!

United just drew 1-1 with Chelsea. That was quite a good game but the result was simply frustrating. Ronaldo didn’t play too well. He was too happy to be on the pitch to play like a United player.

Anyhow, I got this from my brother a couple of years ago and thought it might be a good and funny read. Do enjoy!

(Erm… early warning… it might slightly disgusting though…hehehe)

The Stinker:

I came here to shit and stink,
But all I do is sit and think.

And here I sit, broken hearted,
Couldn’t shit, but only farted.

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
Often I come here to scratch my balls,
And read all the bullshit on the walls.

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger!


Blog adjourned!

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