Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Be Afraid!

Ladies and Gentlemen,

There is a new kid in town. And she is determined to rock this world as she sits in her throne dictating everything around her drooling face. She has even warned me that my “throne-post” will be taken over soon. She was last seen trying to familiarize herself with the “throne-post”. I fear for my safety.

She has indicated that she is not alone. She was seen hanging out with a group of mean looking creatures.

Scary bunch of friends I tell you.

Look at that! they are plotting some evil plan together.

Eleh... buat-buat tidola konon...

“HAHAHA! You will never discover my secret plan!” or so she seemed to say when suddenly the whole room started to smell funny. With a loud “poot” but without any material trace, she manages to creep some unidentified gas into my nostril making me shiver with anguish. Did she poop? Is it just gas? It must be poop, no way could there be no poop after such a Big Bang like that.

I’m doomed. The only way to know is to peep and feel.

Poopy-trap.

She knows that there is no escaping this situation.

“HAHAHA Daddy!” I heard her say as she gave another explosion.

I have to do it. I have to check. Must-Not-Leave-Her-Till-Her-Bum-Bum Becomes-Red…

Lifted her bum-bum… sieved through her rompers. Nothing on the left… nothing on the right… nothing in front… nothing behind…

False alarm...

“Fuuh… still clean…” I said to myself as I placed the little princess on my lap.

“Bluek”

Little Cik Pu_One puked all over my jeans…

00ps...sorry daddy...

Blog adjourned.




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Twiggy said...

FARNEEE!!! HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Malicious Mind said...

hahahaha. so funny. this is what daddyhood is all about. :P

grenlina said...

funny and cute! more this type of post pleaseee....

Quiyah & Hasrul said...

she looks like her mommy..

BeautifulMindLife said...

My son has those scary Lamaze friends too. I thought his friends look weird, especially the ones on the socks and the arm straps. Funnily, he didn't think so.

Haha.