Friday, June 10, 2011

Obedient Wives Club: Who Wants To Register???

Every time I want to write something about this, my mind goes everywhere until I lose track of the points and just simply give up.
The Obedient Wive’s Club.
Well, I have to be honest that I have not read their whole objective and mission but what has been portrayed in the newspaper is to my mind very… erm… insulting…
It’s not that I take whatever is in the print media seriously. I think the Editors are not as responsible as they were before. One simple example. The fact that newspapers publish blogpost as part of their news (and sometimes even as headlines!!!) shows that some journalist are super useless. How can you take a blogpost and treat it as a basis of a news piece? Do you think every blogger in this world are so ethical and trustworthy that they only post 100% factual posts? Oh I can go on and on about this but I’ll keep it for some other time.
Anyway…
Apparently there is this Obedient Wives’ Club that has just been established last week or so. One of its purposes is to teach wives how to be like a 1st Class Prostitute. This is what its President, Dr. Rohaya Mohamad said in its press statement:
"A man married to a woman who is as good or better than a prostitute in bed has no reason to stray. Rather than allowing him to sin, a woman must do all she can to ensure his desires are met.”
There was also something about wives should be better than a 1st Class Prostitute…
Wow…
Seriously… Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooow…
And this is coming from a woman…
Wo Wo Wo…
(At this point, my fingers cannot cope with what my brain is thinking… Wow is the only word my fingers could type…)
RIDICULOUS LAH WEI!!!!
Ok! Ok!
There’s soo many things to write about that statement above but you can probably get typical “we cannot degrade wives to be akin to prostitute”; “marriage is a two way thing”; “Islam is not only about sex”;  yada yada yada elsewhere. The points I have to raise are slightly different. My points are:
1.  How would a husband know that his wife is underperforming / performing at par / is better than a 1st Class Prostitute, if he has not slept with a 1st Class Prostitute? Jeng Jeng Jeng!!!
2.    Who in the OWC would be the judge that a woman has passed the test of being at par or better than a 1st Class Prostitute? Would they be engaging prostitutes as sex coaches? Hmm… could be a good way to reduce prostitution… get them to work for OWC… LoL!
3.    What about the husbands? Can they perform better than a 1st Class Male Prostitute? Mana cukup sekadar tuck in perut boroi tu masa nak bergambar aje… perut mesti berketul macam David Beckham laa baru boleh cerita nak bini sama sexy macam Posh Spice…
 *Posh and Becks memang sexy...*
*Mamat antara Posh and Becks tu macam tengah pikir "Aku ni sehendsem Beckham tak??" & kebanyakan husbands punye perut adalah macam mamat sebelah Beckham dengan pouch merah... No offence guys... huhu...*
4. Are there any old 1st Class Prostitute ?
*Jomla abang... I 1st Class tau!*
My oh my…
The list of questions can go on and on…
I think I’ll stop with just another point which I think is very important when a husband wants to demand of something. It’s the classical “trade off” concept where there is an exchange of one thing in return for another. A simple Economics concept we are all familiar with.
When a wife is asked to join this club by their dearly beloved husband, I think she should ask him back the following question...
Are you willing to pay me... or “Can you actually afford to pay me the price of a 1st Class Prostitute every time we have sex?”
No No No…better yet… Don’t ask… Give this statement instead…
“Nak 1st Class Prostitute service… BAYARLAA!!”
*Banyak ni cukup???*
LoL!
Please do tell me his facial expression and reply when you ask him this…
Blog adjourned.

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