Tell The Truth And Shame The Devil

I heard this on Flyfm yesterday.

One night, a wife asked her husband to buy something at the local grocery shop. As the husband hesitantly went to the grocery shop, he met a very beautiful girl. They started to get to know one another. One thing led to another and they both eventually had a “wonderful time” together.

“Wonderful Time” ended at 4 am. The husband quickly got up and asked if the girl had some talcum powder. He took the talcum powder and poured it all over his head and rushed home.

When he reached his front door, his wife opened it for him and asked him where he went. The husband told her the truth off course!

“Listen Baby, I went to the grocery store and met this beautiful lady. We chit chatted a bit and one thing led to another and by the time we were “finished” it was already 4 am. I’m sorry baby!”

The wife started knocking the husband’s head and screamed:

“YOU LIAR!
YOU WENT OUT TO PLAY SNOOKER! LOOK AT THE TALCUM POWDER ON YOUR HEAD!”

Moral of the story… always tell the truth. You’d be surprise at the outcome… hehehe…